This was given to me by a friend ....

• A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station ...

• Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

• If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUp?

• Does fuzzy logic tickle?

• If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?

• I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.

• How come you never hear of gruntled employees?

• If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of?

• If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead?"

• I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom.

• Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

• What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

• If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

• Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

• Why is carrot more orange than an orange?

• Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

• Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.